Fancy's Follies: Fancyisms

This child. She's a nut! Here's some of the crazy things she says now:

(Gritting her teeth, growling, and getting right in your face) "I make you so nerbous!" Yes, Fancy, yes you do!
Counting to ten: "One, two, free, four, fixe, seben, eight, nine, TEN!" Not sure why she combines five and six, but whatever. Or she goes "One, two, buckle my shoe!"
Saying her ABC's: A, B, C, D, Q, R, S, T, U, V...Dubba-U, X, Y and Z, now I've said my ABCs next time won't chew swing wif me.
She moves the S from the front of words to the back. Ie, snot is nots, smoke is mokes, etc. She also always says "I need somes" instead of just some.
She went to her first movie the other day. Mom, Dad and I took Brook, Ethan and Emma to see Brave. She'll tell you "I went to mooovie, I saw Bwave." That would be a lie. She was up and down out of her chair, spilled popcorn, had to have her own sprite, then insisted on her own popcorn and then when mom bought it she threw a fit and said "I want sweet tarts!" She also tried talking to Ethan the whole time. Mom and Dad ended up leaving early with Ethan and Emma and Brook and I then enjoyed the rest of the movie.
And sometimes she'll randomly say "I need pacifier." She hasn't had one in several months so I'm not sure where that comes from.
"What it do, daddy?" Yes, he taught her this. And she follows this saying up with a fist bump.
"Walk away, Matt, walk away." That's when she's mad at him. Tee hee.
"Oooh, two swams (swans)! I want dem Mommy." ("Where do you want them Emma?") "In my crib wif my animals. They so soft! I pet their backs." This is what happens most morning on the way to work when we pass the pond with geese and swans.
"I wanna watch Ion (Lion) King." She says this about 9,725,861 times a day.
"I wanna go beach." ("Tell your grandma that one, and tell her that a lot!") :-)
"I wanna go ranch. See cows. See Books (Brooklyn) and Eats (Ethan). Papa needs my help feeding cows. I wanna see Memaw, me loves hers!"
"I ike dis song!" She says that no matter what song is coming on the radio.

And of course here are some pics taken over the past few weeks...

Dropping her off at school one day

With Stella at the ranch. She says "Stella hurt" since the idiot is still limping after the porcupine incident.

What she does when I tell her to look at me so I can take a picture.

As good as it gets these days

She works hard for the money!

Her friend, Nash, had his first birthday party and since he's a 4th of July baby we were all decked out in red, white and blue! Emma loves a theme party!