....One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, 'Another one? Seriously? Did I stutter the first four times I told you no more monkey's jumping on the bed? Ok, lady. That's it. I am calling child services. You kind of suck at this parenting gig.'
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....One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, 'Another one? Seriously? Did I stutter the first four times I told you no more monkey's jumping on the bed? Ok, lady. That's it. I am calling child services. You kind of suck at this parenting gig.'
I love how goes "said that" at the end!
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